makesmyheartsmile:

wearethetay:

wearethetay:

My sister keeps coming into the room and doing this.

Why.

The world needs to see this.

The laughing is the killer


Jimmy Fallon and Channing Tatum arm wrestle pt.2/2

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

lamapalooza:

when your bestfriend replaces u

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(Source: lamapalooza)

validx2:

validx2:

Never tell your family how much money you got

Better yet never tell anyone how much money you got


tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs


(Source: angry90slesbian)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this


shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

(Source: corgis-everywhere)


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