My sister keeps coming into the room and doing this.
The world needs to see this.
The laughing is the killer
Jimmy Fallon and Channing Tatum arm wrestle pt.2/2
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
Never tell your family how much money you got
Better yet never tell anyone how much money you got
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?
This dog is literally smiling.
Oh my god