- ((playing wii sports with gatsby))
- nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
guys, i don’t like it.
We’re not going to talk about the fact that the National Geographic Twitter just told a rainbow to go home because it’s drunk?
What’s going on? Can you guys hear me? Am I deaf? Can you hear me talking right now?!
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope God made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
when the bell rings to go to lunch