toritheestallion:

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

let-us-taco-bout-it:

📸: loadedcafe

c7outcobain:

creolensoulful:

killakillakadafi191:

arrowsfromtheconcretejungle:

viamegz:

killakillakadafi191:

viamegz:

killakillakadafi191:

dayynnnaa:

killakillakadafi191:

Real talk

Seriously after watching the video I’m talking about the way they shot it instead of the titties and ass showing in the video LMAOOOOO

When we care we put in effort for our nudes

I’ve noticed

^ what she said.

I’m just saying though how do I even respond to a video like that? I feel like I’m gonna need Christopher Nolan to help me compete with the of videos you ladies make

Put some umph in it. Send her an equally cinematic video of some suspenseful dick reveal or something, idk lol. Gotta get creative.

Originally posted by jacularmetteld

What else do y'all like give us niggas some tips. All I do is talk to a woman as if she’s there but what do y'all like?

Details

I like dick prints….in sweatpants or shorts or boxes don’t matter. I like to watch it grow and seeing the material of whatever they’re wearing expand with that growth. I also like them to play with it through the material and watching it jump as they caress and rub it. I don’t know why but I love when I can see the tip peeking out the top of their waistband or out the leg of their shorts or boxers just waiting to be tasted.  Don’t show it to me all at once, tease me with it….make my mouth water.

Listennnnnn reposting so y’all can stop sending the same 3 Dick pics of you in the bathroom

fooliofailure:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

fooliofailure:

paper-mario-wiki:

there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.

who is this man and what music did he make???

if you hear a royalty free song on youtube, there’s approximately an 80% chance Kevin Macleod wrote it.

here’s some you’ve almost definitely heard:

for those wondering, yes, he also made THE generic royalty free song that was EVERYWHERE in 2014.

I was wondering for so long where all these songs that kept being used over and over again were coming from!! It’s a huge relief to know who it is now. Thank you buddy!! :)

Though it does bring to mind… how the hell did ALL of these youtubers come to the same place to get their music??

(Source: paper-mario-wiki)

theforestofthorns:

waitinghopingliving:

mkinnon:

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

Here’s a bit of an explanation:

God I love her.