great gatsby deleted scene
  • ((playing wii sports with gatsby))
  • nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate

best-of-funny:

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

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(Source: idgafimawesome)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mermaidpirate:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?

sorry. BIG hill


nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

aibohphobia:

guys, i don’t like it.

We’re not going to talk about the fact that the National Geographic Twitter just told a rainbow to go home because it’s drunk?


What’s going on? Can you guys hear me? Am I deaf? Can you hear me talking right now?! 

(Source: feyminism)

arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

natured:

I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope God made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.

maliciousmelons:

when the bell rings to go to lunch

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